not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this
Mike Wazowski joins the Avengers.
THOR’S HAMMER IS BLOCKING HIS FACE I AM DYING
I’m lacking in the money department and would like to change that
I’ll do mediocre drawings for money
Let’s make this happen
grantaire knew he’d probably never win enjolras’s love but he figured it was worth a shot
YOU CAN’T POSSIBLY COMPREHEND HOW LONG IT TOOK ME TO GET THAT
the concept of a “Freudian Slip” just doesn’t make any sex to me at all
sometimes you just say one thing and mean your mother
zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*
That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.
there are no security titans in greek mythology. hera kills the entire audience and zeus does nothing
Seal with a data-logger on it’s head. [x]
"LOOK! LOOK! I’M A NARWAL!"
I’ve been laughing for about 20 minutes now
me: hey i’m kinda good at this writing thing
*reads other people’s writing*
me: i am a literary potato
I was re-reading Jaws and found something interesting.
What do you mean, vet’s office? YOU SAID WE WERE GOING TO THE PHILHARMONIC!
i’ve reblogged this at least seven times and i don’t regret any of them
I WILL BE OVERDRESSED
YOU HAVE MADE ME MAKE A SOCIAL FAUX PAS
It’s a faux paw
did you just………..
Cute fun nicknames for your significant other
- uh uh!
that one person everyone loves and you’re just like